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Thursday, August 10

Beer for everyone!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar right now." He downs it quickly, and then starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. The man shrugs, says that he has no money. Furious, the bartender beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.

The next evening the same man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender: "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar right now." Okay, thinks the bartender, He can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so tonight he must have the money. And so the bartender pours out the beer for everyone ... and again the man downs it quickly, and then starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. Once again the man shrugs, says that he has no money. Furious, the bartender beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.

The next evening the same man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender: "Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar."

"What," asks the bartender sarcastically, "no beer for me this time?"

"No," answers the man, "you get violent when you drink."

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