Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, August 7

Bragging rights

Three race horses are bragging about their race averages. "I won 5 out of 20 races," says the first horse.

"Well, I won 15 out of 30," claims the second horse.

"Hah, I won 50 out of 60," brags the third horse.

From behind a hay bale a greyhound stretches, gets up, and yawns: "I won 99 out of a hundred of my races."

The third horse looks at the second horse: "WOW! A talking dog!"


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