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Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, August 29

Clarifying constituencies

When the late John Morley had finished an oration by re­questing his hearers to vote for him, one man jumped up and shouted angrily, "I'd rather vote for the devil."

"Quite so," returned the unruf­fled statesman, "but in case your friend declines to run, may I not then count upon your sup­port?"


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