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Saturday, August 19

Diagnosis and treatment

After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided that the only possible way to save their marriage was to try counselling. At once the marriage counsellor opened the floor for discussion: "What seems to be the problem?" As so often in these cases, the husband found nothing to say; while in contrast, the wife began talking a mile a minute, describing all the wrongs within their marriage in minute detail.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately, and sat her back down, speechless. After a minute or so of utter silence, the counsellor looked over at the husband (who was staring in disbelief) and said to him: "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head: "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

2 Comments:

Blogger Fumble Fingers said...

HA! Too Phunnie!

10:03 PM  
Blogger RachelAlexNicholson said...

hehe that was funny

9:11 PM  

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