Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, August 12

Home improvement

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort he found, and immediately began to re-design and build improvements. After a while, everyone in hell had toilets that flushed perfectly, air conditioning, even escalators. There was never any telling what the engineer was going to come up with next. Everyone grew very fond of him.

However, when He found out, God became a bit upset: "What? You have an engineer? That must be a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied the devil. "I like having an engineer, and I am keeping him."

"Send him back up here Right Now or --"

"Or ...?"

I -- I will sue!"

The devil laughed: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"


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