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Friday, August 18

The Moojita scale

The Fujita scale measures the power of tornadoes ... but only the Moojita scale specifies what those twisters do to cows ...

M0 tornado: Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed.
M1: Cows are tipped over and can't get up.
M2: Cows begin rolling with the wind.
M3: Cows tumble and bounce.
M4: Cows become airborne.
M5: S T E A K.


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