Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, August 8

Relative value

A lion escaped from the zoo. He managed to remain at large for over a month before he was finally captured and returned to his cage. His cage-mate wanted to know how he had stayed alive for so long, and the lion answered that it was easy: "Everyday I went to the university and ate a professor."

"But then how did they catch you?"

"One day, I made a mistake, and ate the lady who brings the coffee."

1 Comments:

Blogger Android said...

ha-ha :)

7:38 PM  

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