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Tuesday, August 15

Taking initiative

The blonde decides to prove to her husband that she really can take charge and knows what she is doing. So while her husband is off at work, she sets out to paint the living room. She gets to it right away, just as soon as he leaves.

He arrives home at the usual time, and smells right away the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room, and finds his wife, lying on the floor in a small puddle of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket, and a fur coat over top of it. "Are you okay?" he asks, concerned. She tells him yes, and so he asks what she is doing.

"I am painting the living room, silly!"

"But why on earth are you wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat?"

"Well, duh! Just look at the instructions on the paint can: FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

2 Comments:

Blogger Evgeniy and Stepan. said...

Good afternoon and happiness to You!
Many people to help to destroy the SOVIET UNION, who will help this family
today!
For each comes the moment in the life, when it is necessary to lengthen the
hand of aid,if you desire to itself good.
We has already been turned in charities organizations. They threw out our
rotation. We request you by name God- help them.
This is a letter from a group of college students from Omsk, Russia. We
have formed this team in pursuit of one common goal charitable fundraising
to help Maria Komeliagina, a very sick girl who needs urgent medical
attention.
Both her parents are handicapped and hardly able to be of any financial
assistance.
The Bible says, Give to Those Asking. Instead, many prefer to deprive those
who ask of their last bits. The Bible also says that even dogs sometimes
get leftovers from their master s table. Now, we are asking you: is this
sick girl inferior to dogs? Does she deserve to die an excruciating death
because of her illness? We have been trying to raise funds for this
desolate family for 3 years, and often encountered manifestations of the
world s cruelty, human cold-heartedness and indifference toward someone
else’s distress. However, we also met good and charitable people who sent
their sympathetic replies to our letters. Those people sent Maria their
love in words, food, vitamins, some clothes, and toys. Some of them sent
money, too.
If you are able to provide Maria and her parents ANY assistance at all,
please do not hesitate to do so. Anything will do, even if you just advise
us of an organization that really helps unfortunate people like this poor
family.
The amount that this family needs is huge, it totals to $16,000. We are
Fully aware of the enormity of this amount and of the fact that very few people
Are ready to give it to a sick child if the child is not their own. But, if
mercy and grace are still alive in your heart, please help them with
whatever you can. If you have an opportunity, any information about this
family published in the Internet would help, too (please see the webpage
at:
http://www.komelagina.narod.ru/index_en.html
It can also be any money, or medicine, or food, or old toys, or second-hand
clothes (they will make it over for Maria). They would greatly appreciate
any assistance.
We hope you will extend your sympathy to this family and their daughter.
Their address is:
Leonid Ivanovich Komeliagin.
y. 20 n/c - 51A, k-24
Omsk-53,
644053.
Russia.
Telephone: +7(3812) 67 39 07
Speak only Russian.

Donations accounts:
For: SBERBANK Zapadno-Sibirsky head office, Omsk, Branch 8634/0195
Account wich institution: SWIFT: SABRRUMMTN1
Account number:42 307 840 6 4500 0334041
Name: Komeliagin Leonid Ivanovich.
Details of payments: Donations for Medical Treatment.

Or WESTERN UNION
For Komeliagin Leonid Ivanovich.
y. 20 n/c - 51A, k-24
Omsk-53,
644053.
Russia.
And report number transfer, Your name, amount and country us in e-mail:
leonkom@pisem.net
lemk@rambler.ru
leonkom@mail.ru
lemk@mail.ru
leonkom@mail15.com
leonkoms@yandex.ru


Sincerely-Evgeny Filippov,Stepan Shpeht, Student Team member.
May God bless you for your kindness and grace!

Passing by the grief of others, you will stumble against its.
He will place the sheep at his right hand and the goats at his left.
Then the King will say to those on the right, 'Come, you who are blessed by
my Father, inherit the Kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the
world.
For I was hungry, and you fed me. I was thirsty, and you gave me a drink. I
was a stranger, and you invited me into your home. I was naked, and you
gave me clothing. I was sick, and you cared for me. I was in prison, and
you visited me.'
"Then these righteous ones will reply, 'Lord, when did we ever see you
hungry and feed you? Or thirsty and give you something to drink?
Or a stranger and show you hospitality? Or naked and give you clothing?
When did we ever see you sick or in prison, and visit you?'
And the King will tell them, 'I assure you, when you did it to one of the
least of these my brothers and sisters, you were doing it to me!'
"Then the King will turn to those on the left and say, 'Away with you, you
cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the Devil and his demons!
For I was hungry, and you didn't feed me. I was thirsty, and you didn't
give me anything to drink.
I was a stranger, and you didn't invite me into your home. I was naked, and
you gave me no clothing. I was sick and in prison, and you didn't visit
me.'
"Then they will reply, 'Lord, when did we ever see you hungry or thirsty or
a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and not help you?'
And he will answer, 'I assure you, when you refused to help the least of
these my brothers and sisters, you were refusing to help me.'
And they will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous will go
into eternal life
Matthew 25:33-46
There can be who that will not regret 5,10, 20 dollars for this family.

7:49 AM  
Blogger Evgeniy and Stepan. said...

help him

1:40 PM  

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