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Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, August 28

The worth of words

Joe and Gary were rich but evil brothers who attended the same church. When Gary died, Joe handed the pastor a large cheque to pay for a fancy new building. "I have only one condition," Joe growled. "At his funeral, you must say that my brother was a saint." The pastor agreed and deposited the cheque.

At the funeral, he went to the pulpit and declared: "Gary was an evil man who cheated on his wife and betrayed his friends. But compared to Joe, Gary was a saint."


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