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Thursday, September 7

At the faculty meeting

At a faculty meeting, deep in thought, the dean absently rubs his coffee mug ... and unexpectedly finds himself face to face with a genie, who offers the dean his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the genie (with an evil grin), and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.

All heads turn toward the dean. At length, one of his colleagues breaks the silence to whisper, "Say something."

The dean sighs: "I should have taken the money."

2 Comments:

Blogger Al said...

Seriously interesting link. I'll read it's entirety in the morning - stone-cold sober :)

1:46 AM  
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2:09 AM  

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