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Thursday, September 14

The fifty daughters of Danaus

During a formal visit to a psychiatric hospital, the administrator asked his psychiatrist guide what criteria defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "Well," said the psychiatrist, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, a sieve, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the administrator. "A normal person would use the bucket because using the sieve would be pointless, and the bucket is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the psychiatrist. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

2 Comments:

Blogger Miskaj said...

Yep read that one! Laughable really
isn't it? How such SMART people are
not "NORMAL"?! :) There are a lot of Christians who "fret and worry" over every little thing and to do so is also known as DOUBT and to be in doubt is not to have the faith that GOD gave unto us so therefore it is SIN! Wow! What a grabber huh!? Yes, GOD says that we are "full of seed". Pregnant is the word HE used for us. All we have to do is allow HIS word to come forth in us and we bring forth HIS children in us (HIS FRUITS) and we become more like HIM in all we do and say! Hope you come visit my site and BLOG and may you be blessed in HIS love, Katie

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2:28 AM  
Blogger B├írbara said...

loved this one, and also one of the very firsts (Hu's on first? )!
keep on the good jokes, you make us laugh a lot!

7:26 PM  

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