Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, September 1

Look it up!

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."


Blogger slskenyon said...

I'll give you the amusing thumbs up on this one certainly.

11:02 PM  
Blogger Mirk said...

Still smiling!

Would it be OK to put a link to your blog?

11:14 PM  
Blogger Charlemagne Stavanger said...

lol, good one, this is inspired by the book "Eats Shoots and Leaves" right?

11:26 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Having never read the book, I have no idea.

mirk: was not aware that it was necessary to ask :) However, it won't be reciprocal: just too many good sites out there!

6:54 PM  

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