Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Thursday, September 14

Negotiations

A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite. After unpacking, the husband took off his pants, and told his wife to put them on. She protested: obviously they were much too large for her to wear. "Good!" he exclaimed. "Now you know who wears the pants in this family."

With a smile, the wife removed her own panties and handed them to her husband, telling him to put them on. The husband took one look at the tiny panties and protested: "There is no way I can get into these!"

To which the wife replied, "Exactly right! At least not until you change your attitude!"

2 Comments:

Blogger Angel Feathers Tickle Me said...

Love to all...

11:42 PM  
Blogger pickoflitter said...

my husbands friends used those lines at thier wedding.

8:02 AM  

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