Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, September 1

To tell the truth

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep ... awakening at last around 8:00 pm, well after the wife would be home. As the man hurriedly threw on his clothes, he told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

The first words he hears when he gets home: "Where have you been?" demands his wife.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I have been having an affair with my secretary and we have been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You have been playing golf!"


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