Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Sunday, December 31

Blonde's year in review

January:
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February:
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. ("Duh, bottles won't fit in a typewriter!")

March:
Got excited. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months. Box said "2-4 years"!

April:
Trapped on escalator for hours when the power went out.

May:
Tried to make Kool-Aid, but 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June:
Tried to go water skiing, but could not find a lake with a slope.

July:
Lost breast-stroke swimming competition because the other swimmers cheated: they used their arms!

August:
Got locked out of car in rainstorm. The car swamped, because the top was down.

September:
Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it?

October:
Hate M&M's. They are so hard to peel.

November:
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. The instructions said one hour per pound and I weigh 108. When it caught fire, could not call 911. ("Duh, there is no "eleven" button on the telephone!")

December:
Ended up in the hospital after ice fishing, when run over by the Zamboni.

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