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Sunday, December 10

The family Missus

Every night around ten-ish, Padraic Flaherty would come home drunk. Now, the missus is not all that thrilled about it, so one night she decides to hide in the cemetery and scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor besotted Pat wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming, "Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up your drinkin' and it's to Hell I'll take ye."

Pat, undaunted, staggers back, demanding, "Who the hell are you?"

"I'm the divil, ya' damned old fool."

"Damned glad to meet you sir," says Pat, "I'm married to yer sister."


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