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Sunday, December 31

How the media would cover the apocalypse

USA Today:

WE'RE DEAD.

The Wall Street Journal:

DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS.

National Enquirer:

O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN?

Playboy:

GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE.

Microsoft Systems Journal:

APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE.

Victoria's Secret Catalog:

OUR FINAL SALE.

Sports Illustrated:

GAME OVER.

Wired:

THE LAST NEW THING.

Rolling Stone:

THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR.

Readers Digest:

'BYE.

Discover Magazine:

HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:

DEATH AND DAMNATION: NEILSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:

LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY
WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online:

SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine:

TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE.

Microsoft's Web Site:

If you didn't experience the rapture,
download software patch RAPT777.EXE.

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