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Saturday, January 27

Airlines acronyms explained

Alitalia: Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
... or: Always Late In Take-off, Always Late In Arrival
American: Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
BOAC: Better On A Camel
Delta: Don't Ever Leave The Airport
... or: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
El Al: Every Landing Always Late
Olympic: Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PIA: Perhaps I'll Arrive
Sabena: Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
SAS: Sex After Service
TAP: Take Another Plane
TWA: That Was Awful
... Try With Another ... and people did!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

United - unless noboody is traveling, expect delays

12:26 AM  

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