Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, January 7

Causes and effects

A tipsy man who stank of beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"My son, it is caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a general contempt for your fellow man. Why do you ask?"

"Oh, no reason, father. It just says here in the paper that the Pope has arthritis."


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