Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, January 14

Come rain or shine

Bob was a religious golfer. Every Sunday morning, no matter what the weather, he headed to the golf course. It could be raining , it could be pouring, but Bob didn't care. Every single Sunday morning for years, it was off to the course.

But one Sunday, Bob finally met his match with the weather. He got up early and drove out to the course as he had always done, hoping the weather would improve by the time he hit the first tee: but once at the course, the weather was perhaps a single solitary degree above freezing, and the rain was coming down steady and icy cold and freezing into a thin layer of ice on his golf clubs.

For the first time in years, Bob headed back home on a Sunday morning.

His wife was still in bed when he got there, so he took off his clothes, snuggled up to his warm wife, and murmured, "Terrible weather out there."

"Yes," replied his wife, "and can you believe my idiot husband went golfing?"


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