Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, January 2

The efficient thing to do

One afternoon, a wealthy efficiency expert is riding in the back of his limousine when he sees two men eating grass by the roadside. So he orders his driver to stop while he gets out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asks.

"We don't have any money for food," replies one of the men.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" says the efficiency expert to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" objects the second man, flustered.

"Bring them as well!"

So they all climb into the car: no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the men says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

Replies the efficiency expert: "No problem. The grass at my home is about two feet tall."


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