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Wednesday, January 17

Fees

Client: What will you charge me for the defense?
Lawyer: What is the charge?
Client: Robbing a bank.
Lawyer: Ten thousand if I get you off, but twenty thousand if they find you guilty.
Client: All that, if you lose?
Lawyer: If you are guilty, you can well afford to pay.

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