Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, January 24

He means business

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On the initial tour of the facilities, the CEO notices one guy leaning on a wall while everyone else is working busily. The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here is a week's pay, now get out and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO glances around the room and asks: "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers replies, "Pizza delivery guy."


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