Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Wednesday, January 3

Help?

Burglars broke into a bank after hours and found a lone teller trying to balance his books. After forcing him to open the vault, they gagged and tied him.

Quickly tossing all the cash into a duffel bag, they were about to leave when they heard the teller making noises through the gag. Curious, they loosened it and asked what he was trying to say.

"Take my daily balance sheet too," he gasped. "I am short $700."

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