Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Monday, January 22

Hi, I'm Dr. Nick!

After having their 11th child, a couple from the hick side of town decided that enough was enough: so the husband went to his doctor and told him that the couple didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor was about to begin explaining the procedure when he noticed that the couple was from the hick side of town: so instead the doctor instructed the man to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The man frowned: "I may not be the smartest man out there, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me."

Figuring that there had to be a point here, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He then held the can up to his ear and began to count:
1 ...
2 ...
3 ...
4 ...
5 ...
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

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