Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, January 6

On the train

The Scotsman and the conductor are arguing over the train fare. Finally the conductor loses it. Just as the train is traversing a river on a high trestle, he seizes Sandy's luggage and throws it out the window.

"Hoot, man," exclaims Sandy, "first you try to cheat me on the fare, and then you kill my little boy!"


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