Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, January 13

Some definitions

Adult Education:
Something that will continue as long as kids have homework.

Bachelor:
A person who does not have to leave a party just as he is beginning to have a good time.

Fame:
When you dominate the conversation and you are not there.

Mother:
Someone who thinks the girls who go after her son are forward and the ones who do not are stupid.

Narcissist:
A person who is always getting themselves esteemed up.

Procrastinator:
Someone who puts off till tomorrow the things already put off till today.

Spongecake:
Dessert made of ingredients borrowed from the neighbours.

Truth:
It may be stranger than fiction, but is certainly not as popular.

Vacation:
Spending thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

1 Comments:

Blogger Just a London Girl said...

i think i love you!!!! funniest person on blogger!!

3:01 PM  

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