Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, January 26

Things to say if you are caught sleeping at your desk

  • "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
  • "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
  • "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
  • "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
  • "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
  • "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who do yoga?"
  • "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
  • "The coffee machine is broken ..."
  • "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot!"
  • "... in Jesus' name, Amen."


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