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Sunday, January 28

Three good arguments

There are three good arguments that Jesus was black:
  1. He called everyone brother.
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He could not get a fair trial.
But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
  1. He went into His Father's business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
  1. He talked with His hands.
  2. He had wine with His meals.
  3. He used olive oil.
But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
  1. He never cut His hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.
But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
  1. He was at peace with nature.
  2. He ate a lot of fish.
  3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there are three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all are three pieces of evidence that Jesus was a woman:
  1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

1 Comments:

Blogger DarthImmortal said...

These are very funny!!!

9:57 PM  

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