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Saturday, January 20

Top ten reasons why Star Wars will always be cooler than Star Trek:

10. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I".
9. It takes the Enterprise a whole engineering crew of 20 and an anti-matter warp core just to go into warp; the Millenium Falcon only needs a Wookie and an R2 unit.
8. Darth Vader could put a choke hold on the whole Borg Empire.
7. Jabba The Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for pushing in on his action.
6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
5. One word: lightsabers.
4. Princess Leia still looks beautiful after a meeting with an interrogation 'droid and Darth Vader; Picard looks like crap after Cardassian torture.
3. Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power; Han Solo floors it.
2.The Federation needed its whole entire fleet to destroy just one Borg ship; the Death Star was taken out by a simple farm boy with one shot.

And the #1 reason why Star Wars is inherently cooler than Star Trek ...

1. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun".


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