Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, January 25

The world according to Erma Bombeck - 1

  • A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
  • A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
  • A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.
  • All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
  • Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
  • Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
  • Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
  • Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.


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