Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, April 25

Comparatively speaking

The relations counsellor was giving a husbands-only seminar. Before he started, he asked for a show of hands: how many people in the group had intimate relations with their wives every day? A few hands went up. A few times a week? Once a month? By this point only one man had not yet raised his hand: but he had the broadest smile of anyone in the room.

Once a year? And the man, still grinning from ear to ear, finally raised his hand.

The counsellor, quite puzzled, asked: "So what makes you so happy?"

"Tonight's the night!"


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