Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, April 28

Heimlich manoeuvre

At a buffet, a man suddenly called out, "Help! My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Please, anyone, help!"

A man from a nearby table quietly stood up and said that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He walked over to the boy -- suddenly squeezed hard in a sensitive spot, and out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you!" cried the father. "Are you a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."


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