Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, April 25

In days of yore

... when Bob Hope had his own television show, he once quipped: "In this town, my hotel room is so small that the rats are stoop-shouldered."

A few days later he learned that the hotel was going to sue for damages unless he retracted the slur; so, on a subsequent show, he retracted:

"I am sorry I said that the rats in that hotel were stoop-shouldered. They are not."


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