Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, April 27

New evening classes for men

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
  • How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
  • Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
  • Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
  • The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly
    into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
  • Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.
  • Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
  • Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audiotape.
  • Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
  • Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
  • Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role-playing.
  • How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises,
    meditation and breathing techniques.
  • How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you are going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.


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