Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, April 21

To the letter

Noticing a friend tossing off drinks at a bar, the man commented, "Er -- didn't the doctor limit you to one drink a day?"

But the friend assured him he was following doctor's orders exactly: "This drink here, for example, is for September 3, 1971."


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