Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, April 22

To take a step

Having successfully faked an injury, the phony in the wheelchair is awarded five million dollars by the court. Afterwards, the insurance company's lawyer snaps: "Just so you know, you are going to be tailed by a private detective wherever you go from now on -- and as soon as you take a single step out of that wheelchair, we will throw you in jail."

"Don't go to all that trouble," the phoney tells him pleasantly. "From here, I am going to the Waldorf in New York, then the Savoy in London, then the Ritz in Paris -- and after that to Lourdes for the miracle!"


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