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Thursday, April 19

Weather control

Nebraskans finally became tired of leaning into the wind, having their topsoil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing (worth mentioning) between Canada and Nebraska to stop it.

So the Nebraska farmers all got together and decided to build a fence across the northern border of the state of Nebraska: the idea being to stop that cold wind.

It might have worked, too. The barbed wire they used was strong enough. But the real problem was that a couple of farmers on that upper border kept leaving their gates open.


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