What not to say to a cop when he pulls you over
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
- You must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job!
- Sorry officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
- Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there are no other cars around. That is how far they are ahead of me. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.