Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, May 5

Adjusting to the married life

The morning after his wedding, the newly married man was discovered brooding over a drink in the local bar. "What is the trouble?" asked his best man. "I should think you would be the happiest man in the world today."

He shook his head sadly. "What creatures of habit we are," he mused. "This morning when I rose, half asleep, without thinking, I pulled a $50 bill from my wallet and left it on the pillow.

"But surely your wife won't think anything of it!"

"You don't understand. Half asleep, without thinking, she gave me twenty dollars change."


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