Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, May 2

Follow the instructions

A woman called up the local wild animal removal desperately: "I have a skunk in my cellar!" She was advised to make a trail of bread crumbs from the basement to the yard, and wait for the skunk to follow it outside.

About an hour later came the second call: "I did exactly what you told me. Now I have two skunks in my cellar."


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