Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, May 1

In whose judgement?

When an Arkansas moonshiner who had been convicted a number of times before was again brought into the court, the judge tells him sternly: "Before passing sentence, I want to tell you that you and your sons have given this court more trouble than anyone else in the entire state of Arkansas. Have you anything to say?"

"Well, judge," says the old fellow, "I just want to say that we haven't given you any more trouble than you've given us."


Blogger Tenebris said...

Sorry for having fallen even further behind. These two weeks I have been trying to resolve a contract mess that might yet turn into the first ever lawsuit I have had to prosecute.

8:56 PM  

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