Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, May 3

A perfect retrieval record

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. "Don't you have at least one other golf ball?" he asked, but his friend replied that no, he only needed the one.

"Are you sure?" persisted the friend. "What happens if you lose that ball?"

"This is a very special golf ball. I won't lose it, so I don't need another one."

"Well, what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?"

"This special golf ball floats. I will be able to retrieve it."

"What if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?"

"This special golf ball has a homing beacon, so I can track it down."

"But what if our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap?"

"No problem," says his partner. "You see, this ball is fluorescent, so I will be able to see it in the dark."

"Wow, that is some special golf ball. Where did you get it anyway?"

"I found it."


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