You know you're a rural Georgia astronomer if:
- The most important part of your instrumentation is the pickup truck.
- The sheriff has more than once mistaken your Dobsonian for a still.
- You have a Telrad on your deer rifle.
- Your battery box plays 8-track tapes.
- You have a Tasco refractor up on blocks in your front yard.
- You fry *everything*, including your Naglers.