Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, June 1

Give and take

Two friends were playing golf one day. They decided that they would adhere strictly to the rules with no improving their lie. After a few holes, one man's ball landed on a cart path. As he reached down to pick up his ball to get relief his friend said, "We agreed that we would not improve our lie." No matter how much the first tried to justify it, the second would not allow it.

So in the end, the first man went to the cart to get a club. As he stood over the ball he took a few practice swings: each time scraping the club on the pavement, taking out big chunks of blacktop and sending out lots and lots of sparks. Finally, after several practice swings, he took his shot.

The ball took off and landed on the green about 6 feet from the pin.

"Great shot!" exclaimed his friend. "What club did you use?"

"Your 7-iron."


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