Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Thursday, July 26

Just dropping in

One Saturday night, a leather-jacketed biker was lying sprawled across two seats in a suburban cinema, so the usher approached him and told him that he was only allowed to use one seat.

The biker just rolled his eyes.

Obviously the man was drunk, so the usher warned the biker that he was going to call the police if he continued not to cooperate. "What is your name?"

"Ted."

Communication, finally! "And where did you come from?"

Ted winced. "The balcony."

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