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Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, July 7

Seeing clearly is overrated

A nearsighted girl who refused to wear glasses had just been married. Off she and her new husband went to honeymoon at Niagara Falls.

When she returned, her mother gave a shriek, ran to the telephone and called an oculist. "Doctor," she gasped, "you have to come over here right away. It is an emergency. My daughter has always refused to wear glasses and now she is back from her honeymoon and --"

"Madam," interrupted the doctor, "please control yourself. Have your daughter come to my office. No matter how bad her eyes are, it can't possibly be that much of an emergency."

"Oh no?" said the mother. "Well, this fellow she has with her isn't the same one she left for Niagara Falls with!"

3 Comments:

Blogger Kathy said...

That was hilarious! I really love your blog!

10:25 PM  
Blogger solopoesie said...

CON L'AUGURIO DI UN FELICE FERRAGOSTO ...ANGELA

5:35 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Buona vacanza!

7:10 AM  

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