Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, December 4

Signs you bought a bad Christmas tree

  • Two feet tall, forty feet wide.
  • Salesman's opening line: "You are not a cop, are you?"
  • It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers.
  • Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it.
  • It is very small and says "air freshener" on it.
  • Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
  • Constantly bragging about its "trunk size".

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the site where we have some beautiful jokes every day

If you want to start your day with a smile

http://freesmilefor theday.blogspot. com/

Thanks
Naveen

7:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the site where we have some beautiful jokes every day

If you want to start your day with a smile

http://freesmilefor theday.blogspot. com/

Thanks
Naveen

7:41 AM  

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