Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, June 17

The birds and the bees

A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh, dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was six, I got the 'There is no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There is no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There is no tooth fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don't really bonk each other, I will have nothing left to live for!"


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