Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, June 28

Checking out your local library

In the public library a man with his new card questioned the pretty librarian. "Do you mean to say," he asked, "that with this card I may take out any book I want?"

"Yes," she answered.

"And may I take out CDs too?"

"Yes, of course."

"May I take you out?"

Drawing herself up to her full height, she replied, "The librarians, sir, are for reference only."


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